Archive for December, 2008


taged :S

December 31, 2008

actually one doesn’t start the first sentence in a paragraph with “actually”…! confusing huh?! never mind…

actually one of the sparks that ignition-ed the explosion of this “banged” up blog of mine was that i was tagged before having a blog… imagine that! i think I’m proud of it, yeah, thanks mohammad πŸ˜‰

so, five things, lets see…

5 Things I was doing 10 years ago

  • starting a friendship with someone now is more like a brother to me.
  • attending my favorite soccer team matches live in the field.
  • stealing my family’s car and driving all the way without remembering to release the hand-brake…lol
  • staying up all night long playing Gran Tarismo 2 on my playstation (playstation 1 at that time).
  • trying to imagine what a personal computer is… :S

5 Things On My To-Do List

  • live in the free Palestine.
  • forget my JU experience. maybe by getting germanized again!
  • stop responding to tags like this πŸ˜›
  • take the Eiffel tower, and the Liberty Lady statue, melt them down, and use the material to build a statue of me placed on Mars πŸ˜€
  • katherine heiglΒ  !!

5 Snacks I Like

  • food
  • food
  • what about food
  • oh yea, and food
  • i hate Malfoof :S

5 things I would do if I was a millionaire

  • try to become a billionaire πŸ˜€
  • by a Bugatti Vyron, a Lamburgini Gallardo, a Porche Carrera GT, a Nissan GT R-35 and whatever super cars are there at that time.
  • stop blogging and hire people to read my thoughts and blog it for me.
  • hire someone to kiss my rear when taking number 2 ;)….yo gotta live the luxury πŸ˜›
  • think of 5 things to do if i become a billionaire.

5 places I have lived ( for various lengths of times)

  • UAE.(16 years)
  • Jordan.(6 years up until now)
  • that’s it
  • i said that’s it !
  • listen, I’m serious, THAT IS IT, move on to the next group!!

5 Jobs I have had

  • An English teacher in a cultural center.
  • A private English teacher.
  • a drug dealer.
  • wait, what did i just say ??
  • i mean i mean… an English teacher! πŸ˜›

5 people I Tag

(Links in friends, right bar)

  • Sameer
  • Ramy
  • Deathicide
  • Waleed
  • Sinan
  • ME! and since i just posted the tag, this post tags me again…etc an infinit loop if i would name it.


December 24, 2008

so i was with the guys at the university’s restaurant today, having lunch… and we were discussing sea food, i personally think some forms of life that live in water can’t be considered as “food”… like seaweed “6a7aleb” – for example – not only it’s sticky and flat (flat is okay, sticky is fine, but flat AND sticky ??!! no that just can’t be!!) not only that, but also it’s usually served half cooked! i mean comeon! it’s a double F situation; food fraud! what kind of food is flat, sticky and half cooked?!

anyhow, let’s take a look at food types, apparently human beings categorize food as: food and seafood. may i say one thing…

WHY??? why is food from water so special?

what about sandfood, huh? let’s say that everything living under the surface of this planet is called “sandfood”…and it better be eaten uncooked at all, worms for example, they’ll make a hell of a sandfood.

what about “Airfood”…birds and flying bugs, they live in air, so they are airfood… what about a cat that got shot by a hunter while jumping in air, is that airfood or just food?? who eats cat’s anyways!!

maybe in future we discover some sort of life in space…Aliens, and they start to eat us, what are we then ?? spacefood?!

i think if we want to go with the “seafood” we should give every other type of food the same rights to be named after the medium it was living in before becoming “food”… we should have:

  • seafood
  • groundfood
  • sandfood
  • airfood (and this category includes: troposphere-food, stratosphere-food, mesosphere-food…etc)
  • spacefood (will still as one entity until we start getting eaten by aliens, then it will be categorized into further categories and we will be space/earth food!!)
  • aerospace-food (naaah i just made that up!)
  • now-air-previously-ground-food (like if a bird had spent a significant amount of time trying to learn how to fly!).

and ofcourse there will still be some “uncategorized-food”… like that piece of gum you find stuck under the table and you accidentally have touched it, and you start thinking “holy shit who knows where the hell was that before here!!!”….eeww gross πŸ˜›


enjoy your food whatever category it is πŸ˜€



December 21, 2008

think of the most naive creature in this universe… sheep!

i can’t believe how stupid are these beings! they are so stupid they used to let shepherds count them when they feel sleepless (i think that’s how we ended up counting sheep before sleeping) and then after the shepherd is asleep, what do they do??

standstill!! i say RUN you retarded stupid unevoluted spice of mammalsΒ  !! what are you staying for? he is not even giving you food, that’s why he took you outside, so you can eat without him paying!! he only will take off your wool and eventually…KILL YOU!!

but no they say…god they are so dump, and that’s what makes them so lovely *heart*…

a sheep!

it’s so funny how they look and act, it seems the ultimate goal for a sheep is to eat, they think (as if) like: “i should eat, by eating i will be able to live so i can eat more, so i live more, and eat more…”

maybe that’s why they always look vague and thinking away, cuz that thought will never end and the poor sheep can’t see that! of course in its mind that thought goes like “baaaaaa baaa’ baaaaaaaa baaaa baaa’ baaaaaaaaaaa…”

but have to say i found some smart sheep… in cartoon πŸ™‚ i want to introduce you to a sheep that i like, he is called “shaun the sheep” and i’ve been watching him with my little brother on mbc3 (how childish ha?) i don’t know why are they wasting such good cartoon material on kids, i laugh my guts out watching this series, it’s very funny, cute, has really nice ideas and you can feel the stupidity of sheep in it…

i’ll leave you with episode of shaun the sheep:



Hello world!

December 18, 2008

And i did it!

why? because i can!

so now that i can communicate with other entities that claim being through an entity that doesn’t, i was thinking of what to post first ??

but i wanna talk about lots of topics, lots of “stuff” so it’s totally unfair to assign the first post to just one topic, i think that for the sake of equality, one should either talk about everything in just one post, the first one… or never assign the first post to anything that has any relation to any idea in any universe (aka: lose the readers with some nonsense and get out without mentioning any clear thought that could be taken to be the idea of the first post…which i am doing right now!)

so i’ll consider it as that first lecture in a semester where you meet your professor and go like “Hello i’m who i am, see ya at the midterms, maybe at the finals, bye”


Hello! I’m Mizo, i like apples, see you later, bye!!