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December 21, 2008

think of the most naive creature in this universe… sheep!

i can’t believe how stupid are these beings! they are so stupid they used to let shepherds count them when they feel sleepless (i think that’s how we ended up counting sheep before sleeping) and then after the shepherd is asleep, what do they do??

standstill!! i say RUN you retarded stupid unevoluted spice of mammalsΒ  !! what are you staying for? he is not even giving you food, that’s why he took you outside, so you can eat without him paying!! he only will take off your wool and eventually…KILL YOU!!

but no they say…god they are so dump, and that’s what makes them so lovely *heart*…

a sheep!

it’s so funny how they look and act, it seems the ultimate goal for a sheep is to eat, they think (as if) like: “i should eat, by eating i will be able to live so i can eat more, so i live more, and eat more…”

maybe that’s why they always look vague and thinking away, cuz that thought will never end and the poor sheep can’t see that! of course in its mind that thought goes like “baaaaaa baaa’ baaaaaaaa baaaa baaa’ baaaaaaaaaaa…”

but have to say i found some smart sheep… in cartoon πŸ™‚ i want to introduce you to a sheep that i like, he is called “shaun the sheep” and i’ve been watching him with my little brother on mbc3 (how childish ha?) i don’t know why are they wasting such good cartoon material on kids, i laugh my guts out watching this series, it’s very funny, cute, has really nice ideas and you can feel the stupidity of sheep in it…

i’ll leave you with episode of shaun the sheep:

ENJOY!!

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13 comments

  1. sheeps are cool man ! , but stupid for sure πŸ˜› even worms use them in their wars, ordering a sheep strike ..
    btw, this is the first time i see that show, it seems funny πŸ˜›


  2. See the sheep in the pic? the one u used to illustrate a ‘stupid’ sheep! Thats 5arooof man! its a cartoon on Spacetoon .. one of the weirdest most twisted cartoons ever.. he is one hell of a smart sheep thu ! with 5aroof and shaun its starting sound like sheep arnt stupid at all! πŸ˜€


  3. m7md: LOL i remember the “sheep bazooka” i used to use all the time playing worms πŸ˜›

    Fatima: yea that IS 5aroof, 5aroof fe al madeena, the English version is called “sheep in the big city”…it’s really funny i used to watch it too…

    i think to refer to sheep’s IQ u can say they are “stupidly smart!”


  4. Talking about animals IQ, here is a claim I heard more than once about chicken, it says that a chicken can count, but no more than five. And when I asked “how do you know?” I was answered: You know when a chicken takes a walk, its chicks enjoy walking behind their mother, now try to take on of them, it will turn around and start counting the checks: one, two, three, four, five then says Ohh, alot. then turns again and goes walking happily. Keep taking the checks and it will keep doing the same, until it is left with four checks. It will count one, two, tree, four .. ohhh, no. then it will start crazily looking to the lost chick!
    Do sheep do that?


  5. i dnt think they count, they are too stupid to count…maybe that’s why they need the dog, to count the sheep!! can dogs count ??

    even if sheep can count, they won’t pass four, cuz they have only two “fingers” in each hand πŸ˜› so four is the maximum, but they won’t count to four, cuz they are so busy eating!

    it seems their mind can’t process more than one process at the time, and eating has the highest priority :S


  6. Nice writing, I like your style.

    You guys forgot “Super Sheep” from worms, now that was a super hero! (from a Japanese point of view maybe, as a Kamikaze warrior).

    If you are saying chicken should count to 4 cause they have 2 fingers, then humans should count to 1024 with their fingers … I don’t see anyone using the binary system to count with their fingers πŸ˜›


  7. ok , sheeps are dumm , but they are so sweet and kind , they have the warmest hearts ever,i remember how all the sheeps we slaughtered for 3ed faced there destiny with big wide smile , even they knew they will brutally killed for food , except for that one na3ji that killed the guy who tried to slaughter her πŸ˜›


  8. well they aren’t facing their destiny with a big smile cuz they have warm hearts, no, it’s cuz they are so dumb!! they see the knife in the man’s hand an go like “oh a knife, i have to eat, what is he going to do with the knife?, i have to eat, clouds could care less, i really have to eat… oh look, a knife!, i have to eat…”

    they face their destiny with a stupid smile!


  9. lol , well this was funny !!

    Anyhow you gotta give sheep some credit though , eating that much and being that dumb is beneficial to humans , the more they eat the more you’ll enjoy their meat =P and they do not escape because they are faithful…. UNLIKE WOMEN !! (no offense).
    =P
    so , concerning sheep and their lack of intelligence, it’s a win – win situation ..
    Happy feasts !! =P


  10. I can’t believe how much time I wasted reading this stupidness…
    human beings are the most stupid animals on this planet dude.


  11. “human beings are the most stupid animals on this planet dude.”

    i bet you can find a sheep blogging that :S


  12. I just love the cartoon and character. More I watch the episodes more I fall in love with them. They are cute, funny and lovable.


  13. Reading your rantings, You got it all wrong man!
    We’re acting stupid otherwise you would have no food.

    Ramona, Head Sheep, http://www.sixteensheep.com



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