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food!

December 24, 2008

so i was with the guys at the university’s restaurant today, having lunch… and we were discussing sea food, i personally think some forms of life that live in water can’t be considered as “food”… like seaweed “6a7aleb” – for example – not only it’s sticky and flat (flat is okay, sticky is fine, but flat AND sticky ??!! no that just can’t be!!) not only that, but also it’s usually served half cooked! i mean comeon! it’s a double F situation; food fraud! what kind of food is flat, sticky and half cooked?!

anyhow, let’s take a look at food types, apparently human beings categorize food as: food and seafood. may i say one thing…

WHY??? why is food from water so special?

what about sandfood, huh? let’s say that everything living under the surface of this planet is called “sandfood”…and it better be eaten uncooked at all, worms for example, they’ll make a hell of a sandfood.

what about “Airfood”…birds and flying bugs, they live in air, so they are airfood… what about a cat that got shot by a hunter while jumping in air, is that airfood or just food?? who eats cat’s anyways!!

maybe in future we discover some sort of life in space…Aliens, and they start to eat us, what are we then ?? spacefood?!

i think if we want to go with the “seafood” we should give every other type of food the same rights to be named after the medium it was living in before becoming “food”… we should have:

  • seafood
  • groundfood
  • sandfood
  • airfood (and this category includes: troposphere-food, stratosphere-food, mesosphere-food…etc)
  • spacefood (will still as one entity until we start getting eaten by aliens, then it will be categorized into further categories and we will be space/earth food!!)
  • aerospace-food (naaah i just made that up!)
  • now-air-previously-ground-food (like if a bird had spent a significant amount of time trying to learn how to fly!).

and ofcourse there will still be some “uncategorized-food”… like that piece of gum you find stuck under the table and you accidentally have touched it, and you start thinking “holy shit who knows where the hell was that before here!!!”….eeww gross ๐Ÿ˜›

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enjoy your food whatever category it is ๐Ÿ˜€

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11 comments

  1. O.o
    In god be upon you??!!
    What the hell’s wrong with you?????
    Is there a doctor in the house?? we need a shrink right here!!
    Man!! that was awesome.. I laughed my lungs out when I read the cat part!!!
    You’ll have to face me tomorrow so beware, I might assassinate you ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


  2. dude, you have to my credits in the lunch talk ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Whatever you think I won’t open this blog again if you insist to use this snowy thing. It is buggy the javascript eats 100% of my processor. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ


  3. about the credits…. i did put you in my credits, i said “human beings” and you are a human being ๐Ÿ˜€

    about the snow…no, i love snow, you can solve the problem by getting a more powerful processor ๐Ÿ˜›

    and it will stop automatically on 15/1 :S

    you sea-food eater !! ๐Ÿ˜›


  4. a flying cat is a hybrid food
    and btw, there is sth called jerms ๐Ÿ˜› thats why we don;t eat all kind of foods.
    cheers


  5. “now-air-previously-ground-food (like if a bird had spent a significant amount of time trying to learn how to fly!).”
    hahahahahahahahahahaha…great one.
    But, this one is so week
    “not only itโ€™s sticky and flat, not only that, but also itโ€™s usually served half cooked!”


  6. you know what,if were gay, I’d be so happy to sleep with you man.. your are great


  7. we all are great man…
    we make a nice great-food meal ๐Ÿ˜›


  8. This is a good,common sense article.Very helpful to one who is just finding the resouces about this part.It will certainly help educate me.


  9. ha ha this was funny. I agree with you, why is seafood put on such a pedastel as well? The ocean takes up the majority of the earth yet you pay $20 more for a shrimp dish.


  10. Very limited menu. Too many other options out there with far more choices. I๏ฟฝm sure the burger is good, but there๏ฟฝs no reason for me to travel to a hectic place like South Coast Plaza to get a burger. Especially when I know I can have more choices, less headaches, and a burger just as good elsewhere. Ur1: http://avantlacloche.hautetfort.com/archive/2010/11/13/european-biofuels-threat-on-climate-and-food-security.html


  11. So now you know – TNX means “Thanks” – don’t thank us



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