Archive for February, 2009

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simple wikipedia

February 27, 2009

or should we name it “wikipedia for dummies” 😛

i find it a cool idea, not that im a dummy (oh god forbid no!) but it’s really funny!

after i graduated i had a lot of time for myself which eventually turned me into a wikipedia-lustful night-creature :S i have been reading random topics daily from midnight to 4 or 5 am, and im now convinced that if you start reading any topic what so ever, you will end up reading history in no time! that’s the trend of all knowledge!! anyhow that’s another post…

the point is if you are addicted to wikipedia you should try simple.wikipedia some time, you’ll find it very funny and straight forward with only the basic information, sometimes too trivial information 😛

i’ll let you decide, below quoted the first paragraph of each article about The Sun, in wikipedia first then in the simple version:

wikipedia: “The Sun (Latin: Sol), a yellow dwarf, is the star at the center of the Solar System. The Earth and other matter (including other planets, asteroids, meteoroids, comets, and dust) orbit the Sun,[9] which by itself accounts for about 98.6% of the Solar System’s mass. The mean distance of the Sun from the Earth is approximately 149,600,000 kilometers, or 92,960,000 miles, and its light travels this distance in 8.3 minutes. Energy from the Sun, in the form of sunlight, supports almost all life on Earth via photosynthesis,[10] and drives the Earth’s climate and weather.”

simple wikipedia: “The Sun is a star and the largest object in our solar system. The planets in our solar system move around the sun in orbits. Our sun can be seen in the sky in the day time. It is a large yellow ball. The sun is basically a very large ball of non-stop explosions. These explosions give off a lot of energy. Even though the sun is very far from the earth, we still feel this energy. The Sun is so bright that it can hurt to look at it and can damage your eyesight so never stare at the sun and never use binoculars or a telescope to look at it. The Sun makes light, heat and solar wind. Solar wind moves around the earth outside our atmosphere. It is made of small particles that fly away from the sun. The sun is the main source of energy for life on Earth.

what do you think? 🙂

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The Mizoctionary

February 25, 2009

in order to gratifulfillficate my ablents in the field of lieguistics, and with the Hellp of my friends, i’m very froud to share with you The Mizoctionary…

it’s a projectionary in the first phases and i’ll build it in this blog, so forcecuse some mistakes and enjoy using any of the Mizords in your daily life 🙂

(any contributions are more than welcome!)

let’s start by defining the mizords used in the previous disclaimer:

  • gratifullfilficate (v): to fulfill desires and needs up to the limits of gratification.
  • ablents (n): the talents of ME!….(ok ok and you) that “we” *sigh* can be able to use and benefit from :S
  • lieguistics (n): a branch of linguistics that i invented which deals with linguistics of a non (yet) existent language, i.e. the linguistics of a lie!
  • Hellp (n): a Hell of a help!! note: always starts with a capitalized H.
  • froud (adj): to be proud of a fraud you are playing 😀
  • projectionary (n): a project which involves a dictionary (preferably the Mizoctionary!) as a phase or more in that project.
  • forcecuse (v): the action where a person is forced to excuse the mistakes of another person.
  • Mizords (n): the words developed in the mizoctionary project. note: the capitalized M is not obligatory, i just saw it was cool!
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Mizoism-part1-the disclaimer

February 2, 2009

upon reading THIS word you have accepted my terms and conditions and have successfully joined this new/old methodology of nothing-ness…The Mizoism!

before i start the act of using the air going out of my lungs along with some special strings attached into my throat to produce voice syllables patterned in a way considered as a communication standard between the human race under the name of “speaking”, i would like you to read this tiny DISCLAIMER that will guide you through using this…thing or “nothing”: (btw i won’t speak after it i will just type…)

  1. Mizoism is meant for certain purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, things or nothings living or dead is purely coincidental.
  2. This disclaimer does not cover accidents, lightning, floods, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic bombs, crash, ship sinking, vehicle crashing, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (arrows, bullets, paint balls, water balloons, lasers, torpedoes), emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, G.W.Bosh, country music or seafood.
  3. Mizoism is not to be used in this, that or the other life. it is only to be used in “your” life.
  4. Mizoism can be used in any time, continuous or discrete.
  5. Mizoism is not recommended for children, elderly people, gays, vegetarians or lawyers! if that was you. use upon your responsibility.
  6. Don’t try to use it to talk orally, mental and physical health is not guaranteed under such action.
  7. Subject to change without notice.
  8. Mizoism is fuzzy, spicy and slippery when wet!
  9. im so tiered and sleepy now so…to be continued!