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food!

December 24, 2008

so i was with the guys at the university’s restaurant today, having lunch… and we were discussing sea food, i personally think some forms of life that live in water can’t be considered as “food”… like seaweed “6a7aleb” – for example – not only it’s sticky and flat (flat is okay, sticky is fine, but flat AND sticky ??!! no that just can’t be!!) not only that, but also it’s usually served half cooked! i mean comeon! it’s a double F situation; food fraud! what kind of food is flat, sticky and half cooked?!

anyhow, let’s take a look at food types, apparently human beings categorize food as: food and seafood. may i say one thing…

WHY??? why is food from water so special?

what about sandfood, huh? let’s say that everything living under the surface of this planet is called “sandfood”…and it better be eaten uncooked at all, worms for example, they’ll make a hell of a sandfood.

what about “Airfood”…birds and flying bugs, they live in air, so they are airfood… what about a cat that got shot by a hunter while jumping in air, is that airfood or just food?? who eats cat’s anyways!!

maybe in future we discover some sort of life in space…Aliens, and they start to eat us, what are we then ?? spacefood?!

i think if we want to go with the “seafood” we should give every other type of food the same rights to be named after the medium it was living in before becoming “food”… we should have:

  • seafood
  • groundfood
  • sandfood
  • airfood (and this category includes: troposphere-food, stratosphere-food, mesosphere-food…etc)
  • spacefood (will still as one entity until we start getting eaten by aliens, then it will be categorized into further categories and we will be space/earth food!!)
  • aerospace-food (naaah i just made that up!)
  • now-air-previously-ground-food (like if a bird had spent a significant amount of time trying to learn how to fly!).

and ofcourse there will still be some “uncategorized-food”… like that piece of gum you find stuck under the table and you accidentally have touched it, and you start thinking “holy shit who knows where the hell was that before here!!!”….eeww gross 😛

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enjoy your food whatever category it is 😀